Food Menu

“Eat it Up !”“Eat it Up !”

JACK STRAWS

OPENING ACTS:

SEINFELD’S SLIDERS  $9.99 (two Certified black angus  sliders with caramelized onions American cheese and fries
KEVIN KLINE’S FANTASTIC FRIES (Served Naked – $2.99  or  Covered – $4.99 ) Toppings: Bacon & Cheddar, Chili & Cheddar, Sour Cream & Chives
DON’S garlic Parmesan KNOTTS  $3.99

BILLY BARTY’S BUFFALO SHRIMP  $9.99

JOHNNY CARSON’S CALAMARI  $8.99

NACHO LIBRE’S MACHO NACHOS (Chili or Chicken Loaded Machos)  $10.99

EDDIE MURPHY’S STUFFED MUSHROOMS (Ground Beef & Sausage)  $8.99

THE RATPACK REGULARS (Standard STICKS, RINGS or MUSHROOMS) $9.99 Individual Orders  $5.99

 

SANDWICHES:

BILLY CRYSTAL’S BUFFALO CHICKEN SANDWICH

THE DANGERFIELD DAGWOOD  $9.99 (Roast Beef, Ham, Turkey, Bacon, American and Provolone Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayo)

CHRIS FARLEY’S BEEFY ITALIAN  $8.99 (Sliced Seasoned Beef with Chicago Giardiniera – Hot, or with Sweet Bell Peppers – with a side of Au Jus)

BILL MURRAY’S MEATBALL SANDWICH  $7.99

BILLY CRYSTAL’S BUFFALO CHICKEN SANDWICH  $8.99

JAKE & ELWOOD’S SAUSAGE & PEPPER SUB  $9.99

THE CHEVY CHASE CHICKEN PARM  $8.99

WILL SMITH’S PHILLY CHEESE STEAK  $9.99 (Big Willie PHILLY STYLE – Provolone, BROOKLYN STYLE – Mozzarella, or BOSTON STYLE – Cheddar)

 

CALZONES and STROMBOLIS:

The Epstein

MR. KOTTER’S CALZONES – Mix and match your choice of 3 fillings, Ricotta and Mozzarella included ($1 add for each additional item), or select any of our Specials below $9.99

The Barbarino– Italian Calzone (Meatball, Sausage, Pepperoni, Ricotta & Mozzarella Cheese)

The Epstein – Three Cheese Calzone (Fresh Tomato & Basil with Ricotta, Parmesan & Mozzarella Cheese)

The Horshack – Grilled Chicken Calzone (Grilled Chicken, Avocado, Tomato, Mushrooms & Ricotta Cheese)

The Washington – Cheesesteak Calzone (Sliced Beef, Peppers, Onions, Mozzarella & Provolone Cheese)

The Kotter Classic – (Ham, Prosciutto, Mushroom, Onions, Peppers, Ricotta, Mozzarella)

THE THREE STOOGES STROMBOLI $9.99 (Sausage, Pepperoni, Meatball – or any three fillings of your choice)

 

PIZZA:

OUR DELICIOUS PIZZA PIES ARE AVALABLE WITH A VARIETY OF TOPPINGS CUSTOM DESIGNED TO YOUR LIKING AND BAKED FRESH TO ORDER IN OUR WOOD FIRED BRICK OVEN.   14” CHEESE PIE  $9.99TOPPINGS ($1.50/Each):ARTICHOKE, AVOCADO, BACON, BELL PEPPER, BLACK OLIVES, GROUND BEEF, HAM, JALAPENO, MEATBALL, MUSHROOM, ONION, PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, SAUSAGE, TOMATO, ZUCCHINIOUR SPECIALTY PIES ARE ALWAYS SPECIALLY PRICED:

THE THREE AMIGOS $14.99 (MEATBALL, PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE)

THE SILVER STREAK SUPREME $15.99 (BELL PEPPER, MUSHROOM, ONION, PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE)

THE BLAZING SADDLE  $14.99 (BUFFALO CHICKEN AND AVACADO)

THE AUSTIN POWER’S SAUSAGE & PEPPER $13.99 (SAUSAGE, BELL PEPPER, ONION, MUSHROOM)

THE BIG LEBOWSKI $15.99 (MEATBALL, PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, BACON, HAM)

THE ODD COUPLE $12.99 (HAM & PINEAPPLE)TRADING PLACES

WHITE PIZZA $12.99(Olive & Roasted Garlic, Ricotta, Mozzarella,) Top with Grilled Chicken or ShrimpTHE INLAWS $12.99 (CLASSIC MARGHERITA PIZZA – TOMATO and BASIL are the stars of this pie)

 

WINGS:

BRUCE’S ALMIGHTY BUFFALO WINGS

Bone in or Boneless  (10 = $9.99) Our Fresh Never Frozen Wings are then Marinated in our signature marinade and Fire Roasted in our Italian Brick oven, then Flash Fried and tossed in your perfect sauce. (Add $.50 each for Blue Cheese, Ranch or Celery Sticks)

BRUCE’S ALMIGHTY BUFFALO WINGS (Mild, Medium, Hot)

MR. BEAN’S WACKY WINGS (Sriracha Soy or Sriracha Honey)

GALLAGHER’S GARLIC WINGS (Garlic Parmesan or Garlic Teriyaki)

STEVE MARTIN’S JERK WINGS

BOBBY BOUCHE’S BOURBON BBQ

WINGSGILDNA RADNER’S RADICAL WINGS (Ginger Garlic or Ginger Scallion)

DANNY DEVITO’S SPICY ITALIAN WINGS 

 

SEAFOOD:

Served Fried or Grilled

MR. LIMPET’S FISH & CHIPS  $9.99

SINBAD’S SHRIMP & CHIPS  $10.99

DANNY OCEAN’S SEAFOOD PLATTER  $14.99 (Fish, Shrimp, Hushpuppies, Chips )

 

BURGERS:

Our Fresh NEVER frozen 1/2 LB Certified Black ANGUS BEEF handmade burgers then grilled over oven flames served on a French Butter Brioche Bun.(Available Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles)    (Add $1.00 Avocado)THE WIMPY BURGER (1/2 lb Burger)  $7.99

THE BELUSHI BURGER (Cheese Burger)  $8.99

THE LAUREL & HARDY HAMBURGER (Ham & Cheese Burger)  $10.99

KEVIN BACON’S BACON & CHEESE BURGER  $10.99

MARTIN’S MUSHROOM & SWISS BURGER  $9.99

CHILI PALMER’S CHILI BURGER (Cheese Burger Topped with Chili Peppers)  $10.99

UNCLE BUCK’S BLEU CHEESE & BACON BURGER  $10.99

CAROL BURNETT’S VEGGIE BURGER  (Not Angus Beef)  $7.99

MY COUSIN VINNY’S BURGER (Prosciutto and Mozzarella)  $10.99

THE W.C. FIELDS BURGER (Bourbon BBQ with Beer Battered Onion Straws)  $10.99

ABBOTT & COSTELLO’S BACON, HAM & CHEESE BURGER  $12.99

 

SOUPS:

SPANKY’S WHITE CHICKEN CHILI   $5.99 Bowl

SOUPY SAIL’S SOUP OF THE DAY   $5.99 Bowl

CHARLIE CHAPLIN’S CHILI & CHEESE with CHIPS  $8.99

 

SALADS:

CARLIN’S CHICKEN AVOCADO CESAR  $9.99

THE CONEHEADS’ COBB SALAD  $10.99

MR. ED’S MIXED GREENS (House Salad)  $4.99

 

SIDEKICKS:

$1.99 Each Side:

Salad

Small Fries

Small Onion Straw

 

LITTLE STRAWS MENU:

Includes Milk, Juice, Iced Tea or Soft Drink

LITTLE STRAWS PIZZA (7” Cheese or Pepperoni) $5.99

CHICKEN Tenders with FRIES  $5.99

LITTLE STRAWS ANGUS SLIDER with FRIES  $5.99

GRILLED CHICKEN with GRILLED VEGETABLES  $5.99

GRAND FINALE:

New York Style Cheesecake  $6.95

THE THREE’S COMPANY CHEESECAKE  $6.95

 

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